everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW
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adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”
me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY
The best part of this DVD
Sarah (Maslany) is in a desperate race to find her missing daughter, but her scorched earth tactics spark a war with Rachel (Maslany), dividing and imperiling all the clones (Maslany, Maslany, Maslany).
me at a job interview: as you can see sir, my qualifications are highly extensive, I had earned myself a PHD
employer: it says here all you did was worked at pizza hut
me: yes sir that is correct, I had earned my living from Pizza Hut Delivery
This is making me laugh far harder than it should
water is wet
the sun is hot
leaves are green
Republicans are white
Ice is cold
Poison is poisonous
This is the most accurate post I’ve seen on tumblr
You are standing wrong. I say this as a massage therapist who works with people’s bodies all day: women are taught to stand wrong. Since the 50’s, pictures of women have been posed with their feet tilted to the side, knees locked to minimize the natural knobby shape of the knee, and sway-backed to stick their asses out for “perkiness” or whatever.
That is bad for your everything, and causes weakness in the core muscles which tighten and flatten the stomach.
The cure: feet pointing directly forward, put your hand on your tailbone. Tilt your pelvis until the tailbone is straight up and down. This will cause your knees to bend very slightly. It makes a huge difference for back and knee pain, and will make your tummy flatter with no sit-ups or working out at all.
I had a feeling my strangely giant stomach and spinal weirdness had to due with posture
*And At Last I’ve Seen The Light plays in the distance*
I don’t know what to say in reply to your lovely message.
Thank you I suppose would be one word.
That’s good service.
The fuck kinds of requests are these?
The best ones.
if i won on the lottery i would hire someone to just draw me stuff. their job would be to make me art. i would pay well for it…
and then i would cry over the sheer perfection of their talent and wail to the sky, asking why i was never given such a talent.
There is literally only one post on this entire site with 11 million notes
It is this one. Occasionally, the original text/pic gets deleted and replaced with a gif of your OTP or that actor in that one show or a quote from that thing you like. But it’s not them. It never was them. It has always been, and always will be, a lie.
And now it’s a gif of Dean Winchester.
Sometimes the internet can be a great place.