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I never know what to write in a description.

"This person is a nice person."

"This person is allergic to cats."

"This person likes chocolate."

"This person is on a diet."

This person this person this person.

Be a busy body and ask me anything, I'll answer.


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6 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 1,961 notes

Why did you lie to me?

6 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 1,769 notes
me: im so done
me: continues
6 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 106,284 notes

rneerkat:

musical-dreaming:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

if a girl poisons you with japanese food what should you do 

sue she

Actually I believe the correct grammar is “Sue her.”
“She” is a subject pronoun, so “her” is needed for the objective part of the sentence.

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6 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 30,579 notes

allons-yalllonso:

sometimes i think that instead of being the doctor’s companion i’d like to just sit around the tardis and offer hugs when he needs them because let’s face it the doctor needs a lot of hugs and i can’t run to save my life

6 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 32,974 notes

itoilsswords:

shutupaubrey:

someone’s job is to sit there and write clean lyrics to raunchy songs for kidz bop

walk up in the club like what up i got a big heart

6 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 19,206 notes

where-is-my-tennant:

This scene did it for me. This is the moment where my life ended

6 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 45,292 notes

thisismy-d-e-s-i-g-n:

ibukivevo:

koizumimiyaka:

the-lost-doctor:

hannibal-montannibal:

why didn’t we use this photo for the freakin mishapocolypse

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next year, son

what the fuck do you mean next year

NO!!!! NO !!!! NNONONO O!!!!o! !!!

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i swear to god

6 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 13,742 notes
hippos-go-rawr:

that-nerd-next-door:

queenofmanyfandoms:

femmejackfrost:

talikira:

hatefucking:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.



fjdsahg TAKES OFF SKIN, THAT’S THE SPIRIT.

tAKES OUT FAJITA

crying omg.

IT’S BACK! i’ve forgotten how much i missed this post ahaha
oh and i tried it too - cleverbot gave me a flat out “No.”

I tried it and got- cleverbot *takes out God
I just tried it and cleverbot took out Chuck Norris. TWICE

hippos-go-rawr:

that-nerd-next-door:

queenofmanyfandoms:

femmejackfrost:

talikira:

hatefucking:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

image

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

image

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fjdsahg TAKES OFF SKIN, THAT’S THE SPIRIT.

tAKES OUT FAJITA

crying omg.

IT’S BACK! i’ve forgotten how much i missed this post ahaha

oh and i tried it too - cleverbot gave me a flat out “No.”

I tried it and got- cleverbot *takes out God

I just tried it and cleverbot took out Chuck Norris. TWICE

6 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 258,864 notes

thatsmoderatelyraven:

its embarrassing when youre trying to show someone something on your computer and your computer wont load fast enough and youre just like “im sorry”

6 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 52,975 notes
person: he can't die he's the main character!
sherlock fandom:
supernatural fandom:
torchwood fandom:
doctor who fandom:
game of thrones fandom:
les miserables fandom:
avengers fandom:
harry potter fandom:
transformers fandom:
being human fandom:
house fandom:
tumblr: well you must be new
6 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 116,931 notes
6 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 50,224 notes

cherubchains:

tag me in stuff (✿◠‿◠)

message me things ヽ(*・ω・)ノ

cheesy jokes are radical ヾ(´▽`;)ゝ

tell me things about yourself  (^∇^)

SEND ME YOUR DRAWINGS  ಥ‿ಥ

17 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 4,027 notes

Reblog if you can speak, read, or at least kinda communicate in more than one language.

17 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 188,344 notes

writingsforwinter:

Rebloggable by request.

17 hours ago on June 19th, 2013 | J | 44,916 notes