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jojje94:

Notification trolling.

13 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 116,921 notes
kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

13 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 52,438 notes

takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

13 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 231,748 notes
nerd-with-wings:

nerdy-little-secret:

illegally-ginger:

nerd-with-wings:

thereisrainbowonmyface:

wellthentherulesarewrong:

Had a kid with Hawkeye

Switched bodies with Loki ;;;D

How does one play strip poker with the tesseract…???

nerd-with-wings if i teamed up with the tesseract does that mean we teamed up against you in strip poker??

drinking contest with hawkeye

illegally-ginger: I suppose that would be a possibility and a very awkward one at that…
nerdy-little-secret: you officially have the best result out of anyone right now

Looks like I’m going clubbing with Loki…

nerd-with-wings:

nerdy-little-secret:

illegally-ginger:

nerd-with-wings:

thereisrainbowonmyface:

wellthentherulesarewrong:

Had a kid with Hawkeye

Switched bodies with Loki ;;;D

How does one play strip poker with the tesseract…???

nerd-with-wings if i teamed up with the tesseract does that mean we teamed up against you in strip poker??

drinking contest with hawkeye

illegally-ginger: I suppose that would be a possibility and a very awkward one at that…

nerdy-little-secret: you officially have the best result out of anyone right now

Looks like I’m going clubbing with Loki…

13 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 1,191 notes

tinalikesbutts:

Fucking kids care more about each other than we do

13 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 532,436 notes

darkstormytrite:

hayleytonks:

solthree:

positive lady characters meme | Martha Jones + powerful/feminist moment

I was 900% prepared for her to flip the bird for science in this scene like oh here’s the bones of the finger that I use to say ‘fuck you’

hey remember when we used to have companions who were actualized individuals and not just puzzles to be solved

13 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 104,291 notes

beaconhillspxck:

i spent so long resisting the trend…

i finally caved.

13 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 1,050 notes

notasock:

notasock:

notasock:

notasock:

Who is Jay Gatsby’s favorite superhero?

Green Lantern

And his least favorite?

Dead Pool

13 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 84,902 notes

jcatgrl:

jcatgrl:

when i have my own house im gonna keep a bowl of candy by the door all year round and whenever a vacuum cleaner salesman or jehovah’s witness or smth comes by im just gonna grab a little fun size pack of skittles or a twix or whatever and be like ‘if i give you this will you go away?’

image

friend, i like the way you think.

13 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 113,280 notes

promisedean:

my hand slipped [insp]

13 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 8,005 notes
suuks:

vivi-shiba:

fahrlight:

makikoigami:

lethargicnumbuhp:

homo-janai:


“I had a photoshooting in berlin for a magazine and suddenly some random girl in the background started laughing and pointing at me and called me a tranny. the photographer don’t stopped taking pics and so this shot happend. it was very strange. but that’s happening in germany all day. in fact when I wear lolita people on the street call me a whore or a cunt. I am used to it now.”-Fahrlight’s (lolita in photo) own words.





and yet she looks bitchin next to these basic bakas

This is so gonna turn into a lolita meme. I can almost smell it.I bet $10 that this is gonna end up on BTB this weekend.

suuks:

vivi-shiba:

fahrlight:

makikoigami:

lethargicnumbuhp:

homo-janai:

I had a photoshooting in berlin for a magazine and suddenly some random girl in the background started laughing and pointing at me and called me a tranny. the photographer don’t stopped taking pics and so this shot happend. it was very strange. but that’s happening in germany all day. in fact when I wear lolita people on the street call me a whore or a cunt. I am used to it now.”
-Fahrlight’s (lolita in photo) own words.

and yet she looks bitchin next to these basic bakas

This is so gonna turn into a lolita meme. I can almost smell it.

I bet $10 that this is gonna end up on BTB this weekend.

13 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 2,621 notes

ohgodbenny:

ministry-of-fandom:

ohgodbenny:

and now im gonna sit in front of my computer waiting patiently for ALS Ice Bucket Challenge from Benedict

image

That makes two of us, goddamn time zones

YEAH WE’RE UP ALL NIGHT TO GET BENEDICT!

13 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 853 notes
weaponizedwit:

Chris is having a Chris crisis. A Chrisis. 

weaponizedwit:

Chris is having a Chris crisis. A Chrisis. 

13 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 49,977 notes

casuallysociopathic:

There’s always time for this.

13 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 53,807 notes
aiwa-sensei:

teaseitgav:

ohsnappysnu:

i have never been more confused in my life

ribbon coo no pea anime character

bow, pidgeon what the…. AW HELL! GODDAMN IT!

aiwa-sensei:

teaseitgav:

ohsnappysnu:

i have never been more confused in my life

ribbon coo no pea anime character

bow, pidgeon what the…. AW HELL! GODDAMN IT!

13 hours ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 43,426 notes