come along, kemper
Kemper isn't my name. Just to let you know.


POLICE TELEPHONE
FREE
FOR USE OF
PUBLIC
ADVICE & ASSISTANCE OBTAINABLE IMMEDIATELY
HOVER TO OPEN

1 2 3 4 5 »
416,824 plays

shinykaito:

everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 66,620 notes

deaneggsandsam:

adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 342,674 notes
monalisaparking:

The best part of this DVD

Sarah (Maslany) is in a desperate race to find her missing daughter, but her scorched earth tactics spark a war with Rachel (Maslany), dividing and imperiling all the clones (Maslany, Maslany, Maslany).

monalisaparking:

The best part of this DVD

Sarah (Maslany) is in a desperate race to find her missing daughter, but her scorched earth tactics spark a war with Rachel (Maslany), dividing and imperiling all the clones (Maslany, Maslany, Maslany).

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 8,133 notes

pizzahard:

me at a job interview: as you can see sir, my qualifications are highly extensive, I had earned myself a PHD

employer: it says here all you did was worked at pizza hut

me: yes sir that is correct, I had earned my living from Pizza Hut Delivery

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 10,315 notes

steelandsparks:

This is making me laugh far harder than it should

1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 311 notes
Me: Instantly jumps to worst possible conclusion.
1 day ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 183,399 notes
padalalalecki:

bromancing-the-stone:

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

Ice is cold

Poison is poisonous

padalalalecki:

bromancing-the-stone:

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

Ice is cold

Poison is poisonous

3 days ago on July 20th, 2014 | J | 609,592 notes
floki-the-littlest-viking:

ohpierre:

i-dont-shave-for-sh:

swordofomens:

dollyjigsaw:

tumblino:

basically

This is the most accurate post I’ve seen on tumblr

You are standing wrong. I say this as a massage therapist who works with people’s bodies all day: women are taught to stand wrong. Since the 50’s, pictures of women have been posed with their feet tilted to the side, knees locked to minimize the natural knobby shape of the knee, and sway-backed to stick their asses out for “perkiness” or whatever.
That is bad for your everything, and causes weakness in the core muscles which tighten and flatten the stomach.
The cure: feet pointing directly forward, put your hand on your tailbone. Tilt your pelvis until the tailbone is straight up and down. This will cause your knees to bend very slightly. It makes a huge difference for back and knee pain, and will make your tummy flatter with no sit-ups or working out at all.

THANK YOU

I had a feeling my strangely giant stomach and spinal weirdness had to due with posture

*And At Last I’ve Seen The Light plays in the distance*

floki-the-littlest-viking:

ohpierre:

i-dont-shave-for-sh:

swordofomens:

dollyjigsaw:

tumblino:

basically

This is the most accurate post I’ve seen on tumblr

You are standing wrong. I say this as a massage therapist who works with people’s bodies all day: women are taught to stand wrong. Since the 50’s, pictures of women have been posed with their feet tilted to the side, knees locked to minimize the natural knobby shape of the knee, and sway-backed to stick their asses out for “perkiness” or whatever.

That is bad for your everything, and causes weakness in the core muscles which tighten and flatten the stomach.

The cure: feet pointing directly forward, put your hand on your tailbone. Tilt your pelvis until the tailbone is straight up and down. This will cause your knees to bend very slightly. It makes a huge difference for back and knee pain, and will make your tummy flatter with no sit-ups or working out at all.

THANK YOU

I had a feeling my strangely giant stomach and spinal weirdness had to due with posture

*And At Last I’ve Seen The Light plays in the distance*

5 days ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 165,438 notes
5 days ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 5,237 notes
hello darling i saw your post about illustration you made the other day and i'd just like to say that I hope you find someone that falls every bit in love with your stories as you are and maybe a bit more who can see the characters perfectly in their mind and can put that image onto a paper for others to clearly see and has the determination to work through it with you to the end until you both come out with a combined masterpiece.


I don’t know what to say in reply to your lovely message.

Thank you I suppose would be one word.

<3

5 days ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
thenoodlebooty:

luigigrivera:

i can’t stop laughting

This was an adventure

thenoodlebooty:

luigigrivera:

i can’t stop laughting

This was an adventure

6 days ago on July 18th, 2014 | J | 156,816 notes

justmcdonaldsthings:

cumberbatch-of-cookes:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

The fuck kinds of requests are these?

The best ones.

6 days ago on July 18th, 2014 | J | 287,948 notes

if i won on the lottery i would hire someone to just draw me stuff. their job would be to make me art. i would pay well for it…

and then i would cry over the sheer perfection of their talent and wail to the sky, asking why i was never given such a talent.

1 week ago on July 17th, 2014 | J | 0 notes

There is literally only one post on this entire site with 11 million notes

It is this one. Occasionally, the original text/pic gets deleted and replaced with a gif of your OTP or that actor in that one show or a quote from that thing you like. But it’s not them. It never was them. It has always been, and always will be, a lie.

And now it’s a gif of Dean Winchester.

image

You’re welcome.

1 week ago on July 17th, 2014 | J | 11,794,593 notes

sixpenceee:

Sometimes the internet can be a great place. 

1 week ago on July 17th, 2014 | J | 115,513 notes